Posts tagged Portal 2
Posts tagged Portal 2
Okay folks, just about to stream my abject failure at playing Portal 2! Come hang out I guess? If you want.
Hey guys, if I can get livestream to stop being the world’s biggest assbutt I’m gonna stream Portal 2 in the next half hour or so (depends when Ottoface gets home)
So yeah if anyone wants to watch me fail at video games look out for that I guess.
I haven’t used a mouse in literally years and I haven’t played Portal for at least a year or so, and I’m bad at the game to begin with so yeah.
That’ll be… fun?
Two years of culinary school, being shouted at by men with over-red faces, and her reward was a cheerful but useless man with stupid floppy hair and an expression like a kicked puppy, so yeah, Chell was kind of wishing she could scream right about now; weren’t managers supposed to be able to… manage? But instead he was standing around flapping his hands and she was cleaning up the food he spilt - though at least he wasn’t as bad as the previous manager and her unnerving smile and habit of throwing burnt food in people’s faces…
((I DON’T KNOW Chell likes Wheatley really he just won’t stay out of the kitchen and he knocks things over. Technically this is only two sentences but I felt like I was kind of pushing it))
I know it’s been a while. I’m kind of… forcing myself to post this, to be honest, because it seems pretty clear to me that for whatever reason, I’m never going to get much attention to these stories, I dunno. Seems like other people get all the writing praise. It’s fine. To those who do read and enjoy my Labrat stories, don’t worry, I intend to keep posting them, and I am still writing them. It just might be longer between stories because motivation can get pretty thin. *ahem* But enough rambling. Have some core!Wheatley/Labrat. Previous stories/timeline nonsense is here
So yeah, I wasn’t on last night because I was finally finishing Portal 2, whoo! God, that game is SO FUCKING GOOD, aaaahhh.
Okay, so, I’m pretty sure Wheatley is at his most adorable when he is trying to kill you. I mean, it’s heartbreaking - seriously, I was almost in tears at that first death trap - but he has some of his cutest dialogue at that point, I swear. He’s just so… bad at being evil. I was running for my life and going ‘oh, baby, you’re so cut- ah! I forgot that mashy spike plate was there!’ My brother, who was watching me play, didn’t get it.
My brother also had to grab the controller from me and shoot the moon because I was too emotional to do it. I don’t know if it’s possible to run out of the time there but if it is, I almost did. I also got neurotoxined a lot because I was too busy listening to Wheatley speak to hit him with bombs. Also the Fact core is a bitch to grab and stick on him, it took me way too many tries.
And then when that was done and I was finished geeking out at the turret opera and Want You Gone and Wheatley and Space in, well, space, me and my brother played co-op. I was P-body because I am a girl.
We and SO BAD at co-op you guys. We keep forgetting the ping tool and saying ‘just whack it there’ and I forgot how to push buttons and you know how the first time the tests involve lasers GLaDOS makes some snide remark about how this will be dangerous for at least one of us, based on the behaviour of the other? As soon as it was possible to do so, my brother tried to kill me with a laser. Humans! He also gets pissy when I use to ping to explain things, and even more pissy when I try to explain things without using the ping, because he’s a boy.
Also we use ALL THE GESTURES. ALL THE TIME.
God I love Portal 2.
More Labrat, whoo! *confetti* Taking a break from the Wheatley/Labrat super fluff to post a little Doug fic. Poor, crazy Doug. *shakes head*
As always, the masterpost is the place to go for previous stories, timeline, backstory, whatever.
More Labrat! You sick of this yet? Me neither!
It’s more fluffy Labrat/droid!Wheatley because I am a terrible fangirly person, yay! This time involving stairs, bravery, and snarky GLaDOS. As always, links to previous stories, explanation, timelines, etc, are all here in the masterpost. (though to save most of you the pain of checking, this little ficlet comes pretty much directly after the last one.)
Finally posting some fluffy nonsensey droid!Wheatley/Labrat fluff because that’s the real reason I started writing Labrat stories in the first place guys, not gonna lie. So have some robots messing around with finger paints and feeling feelings. Wile Atlas and P-body steal the show in the background because damn I love those guys so much.
As always, explanations, previous nonsense and a sense of where this comes in relation to said nonsense can be found here
Labrat time again! Since it’s been a while since the last one. Something cheerful to boost us up after the last sad installment, yes? Yes.
As always, backstory and previous stories, as well as where this fits into the timeline, are here.
So I was playing Portal 2 for the first time today. Well, not the first time playing, but my first playthrough. And I got to the bit where Wheatley… ohgod.
I could not cope with playing through that scene. I didn’t want to push the button, I couldn’t listen to Wheatley panic about how much it was going to hurt, I had to mute GLaDOS screaming, I just…
THIS GAME IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE.
i almost cried